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PL MONTHLY ROUNDUP: December Shithousery

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Recently founded Bromance amongst title rivals Manchester City & Liverpool was reignited as fellow title contenders Chelsea fell short in a series of games.

Chelsea, whom had been occupying the top spot for the longest of times, was seen drop to third as the currently in-form West Ham United beat them by three goals to two.

With Man City and Liverpool playing within the same day, celebrations from the latter were in order as they both had the chance to go top. Kicking off their match at 17:00UK time, Liverpool needed a last-gasp goal from none other than Divock Origi to momentarily go top.

Following their scrappy 1-0 win against Wolves, Liverpool then shifted their focus to Man City’s game up against Watford. In order to remain atop, Liverpool needed Man City to either lose or draw against the Hornets. With their eyes locked on the prize, Man City gave Watford a 3-1 thumping, thus crushing Liverpool’s hopes of remaining top.

As Matchday 16 neared, the title race between the three clubs was still on, and it was to remain like that as the three clubs won their respective matches in a rather peculiar way, if one was to say. During Matchday 16, Liverpool, Man City, Chelsea, and Manchester United, all won their games by a 1-goal margin. (Arsenal were the only team from the big six to win by a score higher than one.)

All playing against mid-table/bottom-table clubs, one had to wonder where the aforementioned teams left their goalscoring boots because nothing seemed to work for them, and they all had to rely on penalties to win their games.

The events that were to follow though were classic Manchester City. Following their scrappy win against Wolves, The Citizens relinquished their goalscoring thirst with a 7-0 thumping of Leeds United. Liverpool too proved that their 1-0 win against Steven Gerrard’s Aston Villa wasn’t a ruse as they comfortably won 3-1 against relegation-threatened Newcastle United.

Chelsea on the other hand continued to falter down as they drew against injury-ravaged Everton. The West Londoners drew first blood in the 70th minute as they seemed the favourites to win the game either way. Their sloppy defence was to disappoint them yet again though as they failed to defend 19-year-old Jarrad Braithwaite’s header from a freekick.

During matchday 18, City extended their lead atop with a 4-0 win against Newcastle. Chelsea and Liverpool were both to be held as they both respectively drew against their opponents. With Liverpool’s next game due to be postponed because of the Covid-19 outbreak in the EPL, City did not hold back in extending the gap. In a match that can arguably be called a Premier League classic, Manchester City thumped Leicester City 6-3 on boxing day.  

With December coming to an end and Liverpool dropping points yet again against Leicester, City are considered to be on course of running away with the title, but could either one of Liverpool and Chelsea catch up to them and snatch it from their arms?     

PL MONTHLY ROUNDUP: Grading every big-name transfer made by the PL’s ‘big six’ thus far (2021/22 edition)

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Arsenal

Whilst they have been insanely busy during this transfer window, Arsenal’s big name signing remains to be former Brighton & Hove Albion defender Ben White.

Standing at 1,82 m in height, the Poole-born defender was snatched up by Arsenal from Brighton for a whopping $69m.

At just 23 years of age, the Brighton academy graduate has become one of the most highly rated defenders in England. But what attributes does he have to justify that hefty price tag put on his head by Brighton?

Somewhat of a late bloomer, the 23 year old defender made his PL debut just last season, and my God, isn’t he a marvel?

Highly versatile, confident on the ball, and also an eager tackler, I think Arsenal has got not so much of a bargain, but a long-awaited dime considering they had to empty their pockets for the fellow.

So for this transfer I’d give Arsenal a 7/10, considering how good and young this signing is. For the first time in, I don’t know how long, Arsenal have actually found a solution to one of their never-ending problems.

Chelsea

Not much to say about the West-Londoners, it’s been nothing but rumors from them. Except of course the signing of goalkeeper Marcus Bettinelli, who isn’t something we would really call a ‘big name signing’.

Liverpool

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Yet another club that I thought would be knee-deep in signings by now, but it’s been relatively quiet.

The 2019/20 English Premier League champions have only announced the signing of 21 year old former RB Leipzig defender Ibrahima Konate. Whom to be fair, was signed out of fear after last season’s horrors.

Following Virgil Van Dijk’s injury during a match versus Mersey rivals Everton, Liverpool took a turn for the worst, having their 68 game home record being broke by PL outfit Burnley.

The injuries continued to pile up too. For the entirety of last season, Liverpool used close to 18 different center-back pairings, as their defensive aspect of the game was most affected by injuries.

Anyhow, with Virgil Van Dijk, Joe Gomez, and Joel Matip all coming back from injury, there’s no certainty as to whether the French man will feature in the league, so I give Liverpool a 6/10 for this signing. He’s solid, but what does it matter if he possibly won’t feature?

Manchester City

A quiet transfer window thus far from the current PL champions, but with time I think some big name signings will soon be revealed. Linked with both Jack Grealish and Harry Kane, City are the likeliest to cash in on them.

Manchester United

Of all the big teams in the English Premier League, Manchester united spat out the most cash, signing both Jadon Sancho and Real Madrid’s Raphael Varane in the same transfer window.

Whilst these two have been one of the long-awaited signings amongst Man United fans, they came at no cheap price. Raphael Varane,28, cost the red devils £41m whilst Sancho on the other hand was amounted to £73m.

Both signings have exceptional CV’s, but as we have seen, such stars get ruined at Manchester United. The likes of Di Maria, Radamel Falcao, Memphis Depay, Michael Owen, and most recently Alexis Sanchez, have all flopped at Man United despite their individual excellence and previous beast performances for their former clubs.

Nevertheless, these two are exceptional signings, and with good care, they can light up the Premier League and take Man United back to their glory days.

I rate these two a 8/10. They are mad talented and both come at a well-precedented time for Man United, whom have been a sleeping giant for the past half decade.

Tottenham Hotspur

Seemingly the least big of the ‘big six’, Tottenham has had a hard time attracting big name signings to its club, but nevertheless, a signing has been made. Sevilla’s Bryan Gil has been announced as the latest addition to the North London football club.

Bryan Gil of SD Eibar reacts during the La Liga Santander match between Sevilla FC and SD Eibar. (Photo by Getty Images)

Whilst the individual spent most, if not all his time at Sevilla on loan, he comes as a good addition to the already talented Spurs forward-line.

Bought for €25m in a swap deal that saw Argentine winger Erik Lamela go the opposite way, the 20 year old Spaniard has a 10 G/A from 54 games in La Liga.

To conclude, I grade this move a solid 6/10. The kid is obviously talented but he is a traditional winger. One has to wonder how he is going to fit into the squad since first-team wingers like Son, Bergwjin, and Lucas Moura are the modern-day cut-in & shoot wingers.